Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 45th Edition

last SG · 2007-06-26T14:08:26+00:00

Hi honey! So tired Didn't sleep well at all I think I had weird dreams Mr Pinky Bear was kpkb about how I slept last night saying I squeezed him into a co...

the Bear SG

i have always been an advocate of making the ministers go through a month of what a typical singaporean has to go through every year..

living on that pay, having to take public transport, having to eat at hawker centres, cooking their own meals.. yadda yadda...

WITHOUT their bootlicking entourage with them...

i bet after a couple of days, they'd be curled up in foetal positions in a corner crying to themselves...

av98m SG

So you now have to share your stingray instead of gobbling it up all by yourself Mr. Green

ShrodingersCat SG

actually err dogs are by nature omnivores apparently. they need veggies!

cos.. hmm my first doggy my family didnt know. we also thought dogs were carnivores.. so we fed our dog just meat.

and.. hmm eventually he died cos too much meat in his diet. too much protein overworked his liver. we didnt realise that could be dangerous until too late.

So a good balance of meat and veggies is good for ur doggy ba.. Smile

cats on the other hands, are entirely carnivorous and can live on a diet of meat almost all the time. tt is why cannot feed cats dog food.. they will die of malnutrition.

tare SG

well ALL his organs are small so they can't really tell which could it be... so hopefully the supplements help lor...

kopiosatu SG

i think i have to avoid stingrays Crying or Very sad

i love bbq stingeray

must be the BBQ at work, the amount of beer + liquor i've consumed for the past 2 weeks

the Bear SG

i guess thousands of years of domestication has resulted in this Laughing

their wolfen brethren are still carnivorous Razz

but.. tare's doggie is vegetarian

av98m SG

and may I suggest they all be housed in the Potong Pasir constituency? Laughing

the Bear SG

actually, i was thinking of those 1-room flats in places like Henderson or Kampong Glam..

elindra SG

I forgot that the gov consider a combined income of 8k high income and therefore should not be eligible for HDB subsidies Rolling Eyes

tare SG

cos my new room not ready yet... still waiting for landlord to clear up the plc alittle so tat i can go measure wat i need mah...

kopiosatu SG

its SAF day today

i managed to siam the parade and oath taking, muahahahahahahaha

fudgester SG

And once they've recovered, they'll demand higher salaries as compensation for the trauma they went through.

Damn... I hate it when I sound cynical.

But it's hard not to be cynical with the way things are being run these days.

av98m SG

Originally posted by elindra:
I forgot that the gov consider a [b]combined income of 8k high income and therefore should not be eligible for HDB subsidies Rolling Eyes [/b]

They want to maximise the number of years it will take you to finish paying the banks you see. Make you work for as many years as it is humanly possible. So if they let you buy new HDB flats with that kind of income you might be tempted to retire early Laughing

Its also an evil plan to make people get married early.

the Bear SG

fake iPhone from PRC => youtube clip

Laughing

i don't give a flying rat's ass if they fake electronics.. but lay off the children's stuff

av98m SG

well, Laughing round 2 of their pay adjustment is not too far off

tare SG

tat's NOT true... his kibbles and can food contain meat wor!!! Embarassed

it's his snacks tat's veggie mah....

fudgester SG

For my battalion mission exercise, over 20 people in my company reported sick before we set off to Marsilling.

Add all those people who deferred the ICT... some fellas who fell out due to giddiness and what have you.... and at the end, the total strength of my coy was 45 people.

And that includes the Coy HQ and 84mm section, mind you. Laughing

hisoka SG

we can always hope they die halfway through or commit suicide due to being unabel to handle the stress Twisted Evil

tare SG

well.... their "plan" won't work with me ANYMORE!!! Laughing

suddenly feel so happy tat i'm getting old.... soon i can get my own flat w/o getting married *presses av's laugh button*

hisoka SG

why you go marsling? anyway saf day is nonsense. i would suggest abolishing it to give the soldiers off days instead in celebration Rolling Eyes

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